rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

h0odrich:

nice try mom

http://lolsomeone-actually.tumblr.com/post/95755232554/serkets-reasons-i-dont-want-to-go-back-to

serkets:

reasons i dont want to go back to school

  • homework
  • being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
  • have to wear a bra
  • forced social interaction
  • gross teachers
  • having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
  • have to wake up early
  • cant stay up too…

please tell me more about how I talk quietly

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via the-gay-angel-man)